reginasmom:

if u say ‘tiffany’ in front of a mirror three times tyra banks appears and tells u to be quiet

aoiasahina:

(p + l)(a + n) = pl + pn + la + ln

i foiled your plan

shuckl:

captaincum:

i want sex now

not until you’ve finished your broccoli

phleps:

theirye’re*

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

is tumblr user pizza going to take notice of my existence or not, to be or not to be?