deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

18 Sep  +284260
#hp 

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

18 Sep  +152871
18 Sep  +315461

Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.

Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.

18 Sep  +1968

pemsylvania:

I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE

18 Sep  +2326
18 Sep  +10323

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cedricdigory:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

see also: neville

18 Sep  +99763
#hp #bless 
germbat:

i have no words

germbat:

i have no words

18 Sep  +1318

Fall Out Boy is an American rock band formed in Wilmette, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, in 2001. 

18 Sep  +5707
#fob 

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

18 Sep  +79911

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

18 Sep  +274184
#bless #this 

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

18 Sep  +1113091

do-you-have-a-flag:

if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time

18 Sep  +3775

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

18 Sep  +12951122
what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
18 Sep  +117548